Thursday, August 5, 2010

I FEEL LIKE ABUSING MY BLOG...

BY TYPING HEARTS EVERYWHERE!

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AND YES, I AM USING CAPSLOCK. BECAUSE I AM IMAGINING MYSELF TALKING LIKE BILLY MAYS, AND I USE CAPSLOCK WHEN I FEEL LIKE GRAPHEMICALLY REPRESENTING MY BILLY MAYS-NESS.

AND I AM NOW AMAZED THAT GRAPHEMICALLY IS ACTUALLY A WORD. GO ME FOR FINDING ACTUAL WORDS TO REPRESENT MY INSANE SENTIMENTS.


*the shot pans out, and a phone number and some sort of fancy logo appear at the bottom of the screen*

This is why college searching is dangerous to your health and should only be done in moderation, children. Side effects may include insanity, hair loss, and desire to become a hermit and spend the rest of your life under a rock. Please call this help hotline if you experience any of these symptoms.

Together, we can make a difference.

Thank you.

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